A Suggestion for Dan Rather

We all remember the great pronouncements of Muhammed Saeed "Baghdad Bob" al-Sahaf during the earliest days of the latest Iraq War, don't we?

"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"


I think Dan Rather should take to wearing a similar green uniform--including the natty beret.


"The memos could be false... but the story is true. I triple-guarantee you!"